Shinh’s 40 Days to Raid Ready Challenge: Day 1

I was looking for a way to motivate myself to level up a Monk on Robin’s Zangarmarsh server and came up with this idea: How fast would it take me to level up a character from scratch and get him decently geared with LFR epics (good enough that I could raid in standard raids without be carried too much).

I cheated a little bit, this was a character that I had created a couple months back when I first started playing again after Pandaria came out, but I didn’t do much after I left the Pandaren starting area.

Leveling 1-10 was super easy, as expected, but what really struck me about Mists of Pandaria, what how beautiful the game was, then in the level 90+ zones, it’s just an incredibly gorgeous expansion.

Early on I decided I was going to play as a Brewmaster, as anybody who knows me could probably guess (BEER), but of course 1-10 is basic skills, nothing spec specific, and it’s pretty boring mashing 1-2 keys over and over. Whatever though, leveling through the Pandaren starting area was still pretty cool and fairly uneventful.

 

Photo email chains begone!

The Spousal Unit and coworkers all have SnagIt loaded on their computers at work. So whenever they see something cool, they capture it into a graphic, drop it into an email and then send it to a list of theoretically interested parties. You know, similar to how the rest of us used to share fun internet content a decade ago. So when I get copied on one of these chains, I’ll see a thread full of interesting pictures that I’m just dying to pin. I’m also interested in where they came from, but there’s no link to the site. Gmail will let me share it on Google+, but without the link to the original site.

That’s the beauty of Pinterest. Not only can you just grab a pic and share it with the world, you also are crediting and linking to the original content creator. Win win. But there is nothing I can do to change The Spousal Unit and friends’ habits.

I’m cosmiclaurel on Pinterest, by the way, like I am on almost everything. Follow me and think of all the wonderful geeky pics I want to be sharing with you but can’t.

Welcome to my thought process

Me, Myself and I

I used to write a column called WoW, Casually over at WoW Insider, and every once in a while I would let readers into my thought process. I haven’t done it in a while because I no longer write a column with the same dynamic. So here we are.

Following is what went through my head when I went running yesterday — kinda.

I: Time for a Zombies Run mission.

Me: Finally.

Myself: Yay Zombies!

I: Ugh the highschool just let out.

Myself: Boo. Teenagers.

Me: They’re highschool teenagers. They’re even more self absorbed than you are. You’ll just be background noise unless you accidentally bump into one of them.

I: Good point. <selects mission>

Myself: Yay zombies!

Me: Indeed.

Note: No teenagers were harmed by the making of this blog post.

Ode to the Silk Floss Tree

Silk Floss Tree

I think that I will never see a tree as awesome as the silk floss tree.

Ok, I’m not good at poetry, but wow do I love this tree.

First of all it is alien green. That’s because it can actually perform photosynthesis via the bark, and not just the leaves.

Secondly, the trunk has spikes. Big nasty spikes that look like they bleed when they get cut off. No hugging this tree without serious pain.

The flowers on this otherwise forbidding tree? Gaudy pink flowers that flaunt their femininity. “Come look at me,” they say. “Come touch me! Don’t mind the spikes,” they tease.

What fruit does this tree bear? Big, ugly, alien looking pods. Very gross looking pods. I want one so bad.

When does this tree bloom? Halloween. It starts somewhere in September, but it’s in full bloom for the season meant for it.

The Spawn and I pass this tree on our trips to and from school and we enjoy it every time. May it live forever.

Belated Furtive Father Winter

I have been and am continuing to be rather ill. I’m not looking for sympathy (thanks though), this is just the reason I’ve been so quiet here and on Twitter and on WoW Insider, etc. I’m getting better. It will all be okay. In the meantime, I have something very important to post here. Important, wonderful, and very belated. Belated because of me, not because of my Furtive Father Winter.

You see, I fully intended to participate in FFW, but my illness made all my creativity go bye bye. I’m still waiting for it to come back. In the meantime, I completely dropped the ball on my gift recipient, but Redcow has since taken care of that. (Thank you!) I also dropped the ball on getting my gift post posted here. I love this poem and picture so much that I must admit it overwhelmed me a bit. Enough of my whinging.

Without further ado, I give you Prinnie Powah’s wonderful gift to me:

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Hello there!

For Furtive Father Christmas, I have elected to butcher Edgar Allen Poe in Lorell’s name.  This is based on the character’s diary entries found at Cosmic Geek, which seem to take place at the Keep on Fenris Isle in Silverpine.  I was also inspired by a quest in the area called “Rise, Forsaken”, where you bolster the Forsaken’s forces by killing the human refugees in the Keep.

Will the First would be the narrator here.  While he is mentioned only twice in the sparse diary entries Lorell keeps (once as a potential appetizer and once in passing), it sounds as though there may be something there (or was, prior to death).  In the twisted little happy ending I picture, Will the First was raised as Darnell.  Mary – now Lorell – no longer remembers him, but he hasn’t forgotten.

With fullest apologies to both Mr. Poe and Lorell, because only Gawd knows just how far off I am …

It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a woman there lived whom you may know
By the name of Mary the Free;
And this human she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.

I was a guard and she was a cook,
In this kitchen of the Keep;
But we loved with a love that was more than love-  I and my Mary the Free;
With a love that the winged seraphs of Northrend
Coveted her and me.

And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A foul plague came from the east, killing
My beautiful Mary the Free;
So that her darkborn kinsman came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in the Sepulchre
In this kingdom by the sea.

The Light, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me-
Yes!- that was the reason (as all men know,
In this kingdom by the sea)
That the plague came out of the east by night,
Creating and raising her Lorell the Free.

But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who stood longer than we-
Of many far warmer than we-
And neither the Light in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the formidable Lorell the Free.

For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
Of the rotting Lorell the Free;
And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes
Of the terrible Lorell the Free;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling – Forsaken – undead yet my bride,
In the Sepulchre there by the sea,
In our tomb by the sounding sea.